Three Things Every Vonnegut Fan Will Love About Book-It’s ‘Slaughterhouse-Five’

Kurt Vonnegut was my first favorite author. His books were recommended by the best teacher I had in middle school, Mr. B., a thoughtful humanist and pedagogical unicorn on the otherwise dreary faculty of our underfunded public school in suburban Florida. Mr. B. lent me the books from his own collection. I started with Cat’s Cradle and quickly devoured them all.

It was my entrée into “serious,” “adult,” capital-L Literature, but the glorious secret of Vonnegut’s fiction was that it was anything but serious and adult; to my young reader’s ears he was closer in tone to Mad Magazine and underground comix than Nathaniel Hawthorne or Stephen Crane. Vonnegut smuggled wild ideas into my brain, tempering my first literary exposure to the existential terrors of death, war and disease with his funny, fallible narration. To the son of a southern evangelical preacher raised on church four times a week, Vonnegut became a heretical great-uncle, a war veteran old enough to be vulgar in front of the kids without shame. I imprinted on that voice.   

When I learned that Book-It’s newest adaptation was Slaughterhouse-Five, Vonnegut’s most celebrated work, I was on board but with stern reservations. How would they translate the dizzying temporal paradoxes of Billy Pilgrim’s life into a stage play? Would they be able to capture the humor and kooky specificity of the many stories-within-stories while remaining true to the meanderings of Vonnegut’s omniscient first-person narration? How the hell would they do the Tralfamadorians?

I’m happy to report that Book-It’s adaptation of Slaughterhouse-Five is a thrilling show that’s as true to the novel—and the author’s intentions—as I can imagine. Note: this article contains spoilers from a book published in 1969.

The Author Resurrected

Jim Gall plays Vonnegut with a rumpled, jocular verisimilitude. It’s downright eerie, and it surprised me how affected I was sharing space with my literary hero’s avatar. The real Vonnegut died in 2007, and he’s one of an elite group of modern authors I wish were still around to comment on current events. (Hunter S. Thompson would be another.) Real Life Vonnegut railed on the Bush Administration and the invasion of Iraq as it happened, and his death (along with Thompson’s two years prior) was one of the many truth-casualties of that noxious era.

After the opening scenes in which Vonnegut time-hops around the events leading up to his writing of the book, I found myself fantasizing about a spinoff show in which the audience could ask questions of the author. He’d be like a historical reenactor at Colonial Williamsburg, but instead of lecturing about candlemaking and muskets, Stage Vonnegut would chain-smoke unfiltered Pall Malls while sharing his opinions on global warming, #BlackLivesMatter and Jeb Bush. Can we make this happen?

Details Come to Life

It’s been a few years since I’ve reread any of the Vonnegut in my collection, so I’d forgotten how many vivid details and cameo appearances populate his novels. From Private Pilgrim’s silver-painted “Cinderella” boots to the homely mid-’60s décor of his terrarium on Tralfamadore to the straw boater hats of the doomed barbershop quartet, the props, sets and costumes satisfyingly fleshed out the familiar fictional world.

I’d also forgotten how much I loved the many eccentric recurring characters who pop in and out of the novels. Adapter/director Josh Aaseng, obviously a fan, thankfully included the greatest and most elusive of all cameos, the cantankerous pulp sci-fi author Kilgore Trout (also played by the funny and versatile Jim Gall). There’s an appearance by alcoholic philanthropist Eliot Rosewater played with lilting sweetness by Cobey Mandarino, who jumps authoritatively between several disparate dialects and characters throughout the play in an impressive feat of ensemble acting.

Then, of course, there are the Tralfamadorians, who are mentioned in five different novels. With a bit of rudimentary puppeteering and clever “telepathic communication” sound design, they’re depicted exactly as described: “Green and shaped like plumber’s friends. Their suction cups were on the ground, and their shafts, which were extremely flexible, usually pointed to the sky. At the top of each shaft was a little hand with a green eye in its palm.”

In other words, they’re the most ridiculous-looking aliens in fiction, a figment of Vonnegut’s childlike imagination come to life, and they’re rendered with suitable absurdity in the play. Maybe a spinoff one-act for the Tralfamadorians, too?

Coming Unstuck in Time

As the hundred-odd scenes of the show cascade over you, it’s a true mark of the adapter’s craft that you don’t lose the thread of the plot nor the essential humanity of the characters, who might seem like chess pieces shuffled around the lifetime-spanning narrative in less deft hands. You are battered about by the wondrous and awful events of the protagonist’s life as he is experiencing them right now, in the eternal unstuck present. I was accompanied by illustrator Mark Allender, who only vaguely remembered the book from 15 years ago, and he confirmed that the plot was 100% follow-able.

The play’s masterstroke is the casting of the three Billy Pilgrims. He’s played as a wide-eyed Army private witnessing the unspeakable horrors of Dresden by Robert Bergin. Erik Gratton is Middle Period Pilgrim, the errant middle-aged optometrist/plane crash survivor/alien zoo porn star consort. Todd Jefferson Moore plays Old Man Pilgrim, a driven oddball burdened with spreading the liberating philosophy of the Tralfamadorians. They’re three distinct characters played vividly and quite divergently by three different-looking men but the overall effect is strangely harmonious.

Whatever unseen directorial gambit tethered these three characters together, it worked. At the point in the third act in which they speak in unison, they become fragments of a single entity bound by the weight of collectively (and simultaneously) lived experience. When Pilgrim is killed they are all dying, always will be dying, always have been dying. You empathize with the humanity of these three beings as one singular entity and in doing so you get a real glimpse into the Tralfamadorian’s truth about time and death, Billy Pilgrim’s dying message. You can’t ask for more from an adaptation than that.

One Minute Webcam Monologue #9

We’ve enlisted some of Seattle’s most creative and compelling theatre artists to contribute a recorded performance with only two rules: the final product must be 60 seconds or less, and it must be filmed on a webcam. Any other elements (sound, costume, set, post-production, etc.) are completely up to the artists.

This month we’re focusing on the playwrights of the Seattle Rep Writers Group. This selection is an excerpt from a piece entitled Ugly written by Josh Beerman. Taylor Niemeyer plays a Hasidic Jew named Nava who is trying to seduce the man to whom she is betrothed, before marriage. Beerman showcases another new piece at the Rep this Saturday (June 20).

One Minute Webcam Monologue #8

We’ve enlisted some of Seattle’s most creative and compelling theatre artists to contribute a recorded performance with only two rules: the final product must be 60 seconds or fewer, and it must be filmed on a webcam. Any other elements (sound, costume, set, post-production, etc.) are completely up to the artists.

This month we’re focusing on the playwrights of the Seattle Rep Writers Group, who will be showcasing their work over the next two weekends. This selection is an excerpt from Karen Hartman’s play Roz and Ray, performed by Amy Thone. It’s a love story about the single father of two hemophiliac boys and the doctor who’s treating them. It will be read at the Rep June 14.

One Minute Webcam Monologue #7

We’ve enlisted some of Seattle’s most creative and compelling theatre artists to contribute a recorded performance with only two rules: the final product must be 60 seconds or less, and it must be filmed on a webcam. Any other elements (sound, costume, set, post-production, etc.) are completely up to the artists.

This monologue is an excerpt from “Free Range,” a piece by Jennifer Jasper that’s part of Pressing Matters, a collection of her short plays being produced in New York next year. In it, a mother grapples with the consequences of a parenting experiment.

Meet the Cast: ‘Ariadne auf Naxos’

Ariadne auf Naxos, running at Seattle Opera through the end of the week, is a screwball comedy in two parts. There’s lots happening in this show—check out Travis Vogt’s latest installment of “Going to the Opera with Grandma” for more about its inner workings.

Let’s meet some of the cast…

The role of Prima Donna/Ariadne is being played by Berlin-born Christiane Libor. Ms. Libor gave her American operatic debut at Seattle Opera in 2012–13 in the title role of Beethoven’s Fidelio. Here she is singing Wagner:

The role of Zerbinetta is being played by Sarah Coburn. She recently performed the role of Princess Yue-Yang in the world premiere production of Tan Dun’s The First Emperor at the Metropolitan Opera opposite Placido Domingo. Here she is rehearsing for Lucia di Lammermoor:

The role of Tenor/Bacchus is being sung by Issachah Savage. Mr. Savage was the winner of the 2014 Seattle International Wagner Competition earning the main prize, audience favorite prize, orchestra favorite prize, and a special honor by Speight Jenkins. Here he is at another competition singing Wagner: 

The role of Harlekin is being played by Andrew Garland, who has had multiple recitals at Carnegie Hall and around the world. Here he is singing a piece from the musical Carousel:

The cast also includes Patrick Carfizzi, Doug Jones, Amanda Opuszynski, Maya Lahyani, and others.

‘Robin Hood’ Reviewed by a Sixth Grader

Grace Shipley, a theatre-going sixth grader from Hamilton International Middle School, discusses Robin Hood


Robin Hood was very well done, as most all Seattle Children’s Theatre productions are.

I very much enjoyed seeing the same people perform the show since nearly the same cast did the show a few years before.

I also liked how the story was adventurous enough to have small fight scenes that the actors must have worked very hard on.

My favorite character was the sheriff because the actor [Basil Harris] really brought out that specific character quite well, portraying the evil bumbling sheriff quite nicely. I also enjoyed Prince John [played by David Quicksall]. He’s my second favorite character because he had a weird, crazy role that was good weird and pretty childish and kind of crazy. But good crazy.

It was nice at intermission how they didn’t make the audience pay a lot of money on snacks! Most everything was $2 dollars and some of the drinks were only a buck! I had some hot tea and a Rice Krispy Treat.

Overall, I really thought Robin Hood was good the first time I saw it years ago. Now, it’s even better!

A poem by Grace Shipley, based on Robin Hood’s Sherwood Forest:

The deer turn to me, their beady eyes
always watching, as they run
back into the brush, the huckleberries
falling beneath their feet.

The orange fish dance in blankets
of waves and the river spirits 
laugh as they speed ahead.

The trees drip with sunlight
as they bake under the sky’s sheet.
The sun burns a yellowy orange
and puts all of its power inot
warm summer says.

The monarchs fly overhead, 
their patterns endless, like a maze
they swirl in and out of each
other until they must collide.

In the forest.

Robin Hood runs through May 17 at Seattle Children’s Theatre.

The Phantom Has Arrived

The Phantom of the Opera has arrived in Seattle and it’s a pretty big deal. As far as the world of theatre is concerned, it’s quite literally the biggest deal. Phantom is like the New York Yankees of musicals: nothing else comes close to matching its dominance over the years. It’s the longest running Broadway show ever. It’s sold almost six billion dollars in tickets over its entire run—that’s more than the worldwide grosses of Titanic, Avatar and Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: Chipwrecked combined. It’s got the biggest set pieces, the gaudiest costumes, the most beloved songs. Everybody wants to see this thing, no matter what anybody says or writes. I think the only reason they get the press involved is out of habit at this point.

That’s definitely for the best, because the good people behind the Phantom juggernaut invited me and some of my fellow local entertainment journalists to pop in to the Paramount on Friday to, in the words of stage manager/tour guide Heather Chockley: “do a little press day where we get to talk to a couple actors, we do a little costume spiel, and then we get to see the chandelier.”

I arrived at 11 am and the place was already filled with busy-looking people briskly pushing and pulling things around. I met up with Chockley right on schedule. She is the quintessential stage manager—friendly, efficient, exceedingly knowledgeable and decidedly in control. She has clearly done this press routine at least a quarter of a million times at this point. This junket is probably number 76 on her 500-point to-do list for the day.

This particular tour has been going on for over a year and half, so all of the kinks have been worked out by now. There are 38 cast members, twenty travelling crew, 75 local crew, and a 15-piece orchestra. 1,200 costumes. It takes 20 semi trucks to carry this behemoth show from town to town. It’s a massive, mobile, entertainment machine with thousands of moving parts. According to Chockley, they have “one guy downstairs whose entire job is doing laundry. All day long.” I have no idea why, but that sounds like an awesome job to me. I would have loved to interview that guy. In my imagination, he wears an eye patch. I can’t explain why.  

There was a rack of costumes for us to look at and photograph. Chockley knows a lot of stuff about these super famous costumes (“The show has been completely redesigned except for the costumes. It’s hard to update costumes when they’re this amazing to begin with”), but I glaze over a bit when words like “bustle,” “crinolines” and “taffetas” start getting lobbed around. I think she noticed, because she then pulled out the Phantom cape, acknowledging that men generally aren’t very interested in costumes, but they always go nuts over the cape. Fun fact about that cape: it cost about $25 thousand for materials and labor. “That’s more than my car!” Chockley observes.

Then came the actors! I love actors. The lead came down the stairs to greet us, but we were all too slow on the draw to ask any questions and within seconds he bolted to get coffee. “Wait, where did he go?” asked one of my fellow reporters. Katie Travis, who plays Caroline, joined us next. She’s very patient and kind. She looks all of us in the eye and seems very engaged with our questions. “Do you have a routine for relaxing and exploring when you get to new cities?” I ask.

This is a stupid question, but she gives it her best. “I try to explore cities as best as I can, but you have to lay low and take care of your voice, and just do whatever it takes to keep your focus on the show.”

This is a phenomenally talented person who has a lead role in a multi-million dollar entertainment enterprise. This isn’t some kind of lark for her, even if it does involve lots of dancing. “It’s a huge, all-encompassing challenge, but it’s all passion and heart,” she says, and you believe it. Six shows a week. For over a year and a half. She’s living her dream, absolutely, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a hell of a lot of work.

Phantom of the Opera chandelier
Phantom of the Opera chandelier

“Okay, they’re ready for us!” Chockley announces. We file into the auditorium and there it is: the famous descending chandelier, fully descended. We’re here specifically to observe it being lit up. I took a video of the event, but another cameraman had to squeeze past me so I stopped filming at the exactmoment of illumination. Of course, it’s not the lighting of the chandelier that’s really spectacular, though it is quite lovely. The money shot is when it drops on the audience. The thing weighs over a ton. “We do make each theater provide us with an engineer’s letter stating that it can withstand the weight,” Chockley explains, which is surely a relief.  But they’re not going to drop it for us today. You have to go to the show to see the real fireworks.

The lighting ceremony is the main event, and immediately afterward we are politely dismissed. There is a show starting in one hour and the frenzy is reaching its peak. Dozens of people are walking and running in every direction, carrying props, costumes, and tables, talking on their headsets. Everyone is moving fast, but nobody seems remotely anxious. They’ve all done this before many, many times. This is a well-oiled fantasy machine. Scores of hardened professionals working long hours in a high-pressure environment for months on end. The end result, if history is any indication, will be an enormous amount of fun.

One Minute Webcam Monologue #6

We’ve enlisted some of Seattle’s most creative and compelling theatre artists to contribute a recorded performance with only two rules: the final product must be 60 seconds or less, and it must be filmed on a webcam. Any other elements (sound, costume, set, post-production, etc.) are completely up to the artists.

This one’s by Cole Hornaday and was originally performed at Annex Theatre’s Spin the Bottle, a monthly late-night variety show that’s been running continually since 1997 (!!). See Hornaday’s webseries on comic book history and lore, The Panel Jumper, and check him out on the weekly Perfect Bound Podcast.

One Minute Webcam Monologue #5

We’ve enlisted some of Seattle’s most creative and compelling theatre artists to contribute a recorded performance with only two rules: the final product must be 60 seconds or less, and it must be filmed on a webcam. Any other elements (sound, costume, set, post-production, etc.) are completely up to the artists.

This monologue features a peek at the world of Bunnies, running at Annex Theatre through May 16. It’s a play by Keiko Green about a warren of feral rabbits in Woodland Park, inspired by the ancient Euripides tragedy The Bacchae, with original music. Intrigued yet? This monologue was performed by Libby Barnard and written by Green.